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Title: Of Damage Control and Self-Repair Mechanisms
Author: jedibuttercup
Disclaimer: The words are mine; the worlds are not
Rating: PG-13
Prompt/Prompter: for maevebran: "Give me more of Buffy as Tony's PA please. =)"
Spoilers: Avengers (2012) & Iron Man 3 (2013)
Notes: FULL SPOILERS for Iron Man Three, fitting it into the "Best Job Share Ever?" universe.

Summary: Speaking as another party prone to quipping even in the face of certain death, the sudden lack of California-isms from his PA was a red flag for Tony. 3100 words.

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Title: Ugly
Author: JaqofSpades
Prompt/er: sarcastic_fina, Gibbs/Abby, gunshot wound
Wordcount: 2500
Warnings: explicit sexuality, occasional strong language

Summary: “All you see is the scar, and what happened, and … I know it’s ugly, but it doesn’t make me ugly,” she insists, mouth tight in a mulish line.   “It doesn’t - but the way you look at me …”  she turns her head away, his brave, bright Abby who refuses to be cowed.  She turns her head away.

Read on LJ. Read at A03.

Title: A Very Distinctive Myth
Author: jedibuttercup
Disclaimer: The words are mine; the worlds are not
Rating: PG-ish
Prompt/Prompter: for earcmacfithil: "Eliot or Parker (or maybe both) are turned into mer-people (You decide how that's manifested). How does the rest of the team deal with that? How do they incorporate the new "mer-ness" into the team's operations?"
Spoilers: Season 3 of Leverage, particularly "The Boost Job" and "The Big Bang Job"
Notes: Crack isn't my strong suit. But I gave it a try....

Summary: Trying to figure it all out had been a pain in Eliot's occasionally scaly ass. 1600 words.

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Title: here we come a-wandering
Author: jedibuttercup
Disclaimer: The words are mine; the worlds are not
Rating: PG-ish
Prompt/Prompter: for lolaann1: "I'd like to see them 'celebrate' their first XMAS post-apocalypse. No S3 spoilers."
Spoilers: Post-S2 for The Walking Dead (TV)
Notes: Mostly gen, with background 'ships from the show.

Summary: There were no stockings to hang this year, nor Sophia to hang them for; no presents to wrap, and nothing to wrap with even if they did. 2500 words.

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A/N: I am alive and I am going to fill all my prompts. Some have become a bit massive and others just haven't got to yet because life has been doing a bit of kicking me while I'm down lately. I am determined to get them all done though. *nods*

This fic in particular became a bit larger in scope than really necessary and I am now posting a link to the first two chapters (more coming promptly!):   AO3

Title: in what distant deeps or skies
Author: jedibuttercup
Disclaimer: The words are mine; the worlds are not
Rating: PG-ish
Prompt/Prompter: for fiona-nk: Dresden Files/Avengers, the prompt is the summary.
Spoilers: General Dresden Files 'verse; post-movie for the Avengers MCU.
Notes: A worldbuildy short, because ideas. Movie canon, with comics history notes for flavor.

Summary: The program that produced the Black Widow didn't have much use for magic. 800 words.

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Title: Zenith
Fandoms: Naruto & Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Rating: G
Content Notes: None
Disclaimer: I have no rights to or within the Naruto or Buffy the Vampire Slayer franchises, copyrights, characters or trademarks. This is for fun, not profit.
Summary: As if in answer to Kushina's prayer, the sky split open and rains stars. From amongst the falling stars came a small, blonde woman. She brought with her an enormous hammer.
Additional Notes: This fic was written to answer </a></b></a>elle_blessing's prompt: Buffy sacrifices herself by jumping into the portal at the end of season five. Instead of ending up in a hell dimension, she wakes up in a world where there's hidden villages, ninja and a different kind of magic (re: bloodline limit techniques, chakra, etc.) ... How she integrates, meets either/or/both Kakashi/Itachi is up to you. (And a nifty quote for kicks. "I tried to kill a werewolf. I failed. Now I feel like I'm not living up to the best version of myself." ~ Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries) It also fills the "explosion" square on my Hurt/Comfort Bingo card, the "worship" square on my Kink Bingo card, and the "Meteor Shower/Shooting Stars" square on my Cotton Candy Bingo card.

On Dreamwidth // On AO3

Title: Operational Expansion
Author: jedibuttercup
Disclaimer: The words are mine; the worlds are not
Rating: PG-ish
Prompt/Prompter: for azarsuerte: The Machine doesn't only see crimes in NYC. Finch recruits the Leverage team to save someone in Portland.
Spoilers: Sometime during Season 2 for POI; Season 5 for Leverage
Notes: This didn't evolve as far as I wanted it to; it's mostly setup. I might have to continue this some other time. =) Set in the same universe as There's No Such Thing as Paranoia, though you don't have to read that first.

Summary: There was something perturbed, even a little uncertain, about Finch's stance that plucked strangely at Reese's well-honed instincts. 1200w.

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Title: Cerberus
Fandom: Criminal Minds/Harry Potter
Rating: R
Length: 5 chapters or about 23,000 words
Content Notes: graphic depictions of violence, knife play, bloodplay, violent non-con involving phallic objects (in a later part)
Disclaimer: I have no rights to or within the Criminal Minds or Harry Potter franchises, copyrights, characters or trademarks. This is for fun, not profit.
Summary: When Hermione Granger's parents are murdered custody goes to her mother's sister, one Haley Hotchner.
Additional Notes: This fic fills teaandhoney/smolder's prompt for Wishlist 2012 which was "What if Hermione's Muggle parents were a bit more aware of the dangers of the world? Murders are murders and Hotch might have agreed to send his brilliant little girl to boarding school in Scotland but when he sees how the danger in the Wizarding World starts to go unchecked - and then starts to bleed over into his - well he isn't the type to turn a blind eye." It went sideways. Also fills the "sexual extortion" square on my Hurt/Comfort Bingo card, the "object penetration" on my Kink bingo card, the "Vulnerable" square on my Dark Fantasy Bingo card, and the "Cleaning (not bathing)" square on my Cotton Candy Bingo card.

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Title: And Love, We Need It Now
Author: kerrykhat
Summary: Normally, San Francisco would have obliged Samuel’s melancholy mood. Instead, today the city refused to cooperate with its summer-like weather, putting him further out of sorts.
Prompt/Prompter: For akat24, who requested Buffy Summers/Samuel Cornick, using the prompt "Ho Hey" by The Lumineers.
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon owns "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and related characters; Patricia Briggs owns "The Mercedes Thompson Series" and related characters; I own nothing.

And Love, We Need It Now

Shaken Not Stirred
Rating: Gen
Word count: 1448
Fandom: Avengers
Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Phil Coulson, Thor, Bruce Banner
Summary: Steve wants a team Christmas. Tony and Bruce have their own idea of how to achieve that.
A/N: This was supposed to be posted on Christmas day, but things conspired against me. Based on a prompt from peaceful_fury - Explosions in the lab on Christmas day

Written for wishlist 2012

AO3 | DW | LJ

Title: Gorram Jolly Fat Man
Fandom: Firefly
Author: twisted_slinky
Prompt/Prompter: demented_mei prompted, " Christmas in the 'Verse is a bit different from what we've got back here on Earth that Was. Obviously, no one's imagining a jolly fat man in a red suit cruising through the black handing out presents to all the good little girls and boys. Well, maybe one little moonbrain on an old Firefly is..."
Summary: "It ain't my gorram fault if some rich chun zhu got that little moonbrain believin' an over-happy fat man was comin' to deliver her presents just 'cause of the date on the calendar!"
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language
Wordcount: 776
Disclaimer: I do not own Firefly. Written for fun, not profit.

Title: for the sea like navy men
Author: pprfaith
Prompt/er: moonagestardust, BtVS/Thor (2011), Buffy/Loki – Accidentally married to a god.
Words: 3.3k
Warnings: angsting and nekkidness and a teensy weensy little bit of crude language.
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the recognizable characters or settings. Nor do I own the title, which is a Deathcab for Cutie lyric.
A/N: I had oodles of fun with this, even though it turned out kind of angsty schmoopy. Still, it has nekkid Loki. It’s a win. I hope you enjoy it.

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I am too old for this shit.

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Push and Pull
Word count: 1007
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: OT6, Steve/Thor
Summary: When there were team orgies, it usually came down to Steve and Thor together.
A/N: Based on a prompt from cruisedirector: Steve/Thor (other people involved/watching is fine but whyyy do more people not write this pairing). Staying power.

Wishlist 2012

AO3 |DW | LJ

Title: Trust Me
Author: pprfaith
Prompt/er: peaceful_fury, Avengers, Tony, The Avengers and SHIELD betray Tony. They have no idea who they are messing with.
Words: 1.9k
Warnings: None really. If you’ve seen the movies, you’re good.
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the recognizable characters or settings.
A/N: Darling, I know I bitched at you about this prompt. And at my beta. And at random people on the street. And you actually gave me a backup prompt. Which didn’t work out so hot either. So I went back to the original prompt and I think this is actually kind of okay and I’d like to apologize for being a whiny bitch. It’s been a hellish three months. I hope you like this.

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I don’t think this was really necessary.

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Christmas Party Shenanigans
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 3201
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Summary: Director Fury requires the team to attend a holiday party. Steve and Tony get up to some things that are definitely not sanctioned.
A/N: Written for rinkafic’s prompt: Something naughty for the holidays.

Written for Wishlist 2012

AO3 | DW | LJ

Title: What You Thought Lost
Author: sanalith
Prompt/Prompter: inabsentia prompted: Labyrinth - "After Sarah solves the labyrinth, Jareth sends her an interesting Christmas present."
Summary: Sarah finds herself suddenly and without warning in possession of something she never thought she'd ever have again.
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Wordcount: 1,126
Disclaimer: Jim Henson still owns the muppets, and Iman still owns David Bowie.
AN: Lyrics are from The Lost Christmas Eve by Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

>>What You Thought Lost<<

Title:
Author: pprfaith
Prompt/er: April, BtVS/Nolan Batman, Buffy/Bane - Bane seems to like strong women and Buffy has been known to attract bad boys. While Buffy is visiting Gotham Bane sees her and becomes fascinated by her.
Words: 900
Warnings: Ehm… so Bane is the guy that tries to blow up a city. And he’s also the one telling this story. You do the math.
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the recognizable characters or settings.
A/N: Sorry this one’s so short. I couldn’t shake anything else out of that prompt.

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Darkness

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The Flu Sucks
Rating: Gen
Fandom: Avengers Movie
Characters: Steve Rogers, Phil Coulson, Clint Barton, Pepper Potts, Natasha Romanov, Bruce Banner, Tony Stark
Word count: 4020
Summary: Phil has the flu, and Steve tries to help. It turns into a team exercise.
Based on this prompt by fairyniamh: Phil Coulson/Steve Rogers.  Steve takes care of a miserable Flu suffering Phil.  *Bonus* If Steve CAN'T really cook and relies on others to point him too a good place to pick up some: Soup, Medicine, Whatever.

Written for Wishlist 2012

AO3 | DW | LJ

Title: Enough (1/2 and 2/2)

Author: JaqofSpades

Fandom: Veronica Mars

Prompter: for hanitje, who prompted “Season 3, based on Francise Capra's confession. Weevil is tired and cranky after V bails him out of the jail, and he kisses her. She asks about Lilly, and he says he's moving on.”.

Characters/Pairing: Veronica Mars/Eli Weevil Navarro

Rating: R

Wordcount: 4271 in total

Summary: He's had enough of a life so fucking sad that the highlight of his month is being bailed out of jail by a girl he's not even sure he can call a friend.

In full at A03.  Part One on LJ.  Part two on LJ.

Title: Anything
Fandom: SPN
Pairing: Dean/Sam (underage)
Rating: R, depending on your sensibilities
W/C: ~550
A/N: written for novakev for her prompt: Dean wants to give Sam the best Christmas he can.

Anything

Title: Ai no Senshi (Soldier of Love)
Author: sanalith
Prompt/Prompter: lissibith provided the quote prompt: “The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.”
Summary: Venus is the Soldier of Love, sworn to guard and protect it, but nothing more.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Set during the Silver Millennium, very much in the manga-verse.
Wordcount: 1,194
Disclaimer: Sailor Moon belongs to the wonderful and talented Naoko-sensei, not I!

>>Ai no Senshi<<

Title: Supply, Demand, and Zauberer
Author: jedibuttercup
Disclaimer: The words are mine; the worlds are not
Rating: PG-ish
Prompt/Prompter: for treppie: Severus Snape & Rosalee Calvert, "Severus had found it annoyingly difficult to find a reliable supplier on this side of the Atlantic."
Spoilers: Sometime post-1.15 "Island of Dreams" for Grimm; Post-series for HP
Notes: Slightly AU for a particular development in HP, obviously! Zauberer is, according to an online translator, a German word for "Wizard"; most of the other unfamiliar words were pulled from either the Grimm wiki or the HP Lexicon.

Summary: The bell rang over the door of the spice shop while Rosalee was in the middle of mixing in the last ingredient for a fiddly special-order Zaubertrank. 1200w.

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Title: of wizards and thieves
Author: pprfaith
Prompt/er: work34, Leverage/Buffy, Leverage crew & Oz, Hardison is out of pocket for some reason (broken fingers, visiting Nana) and asks an old hacker friend to help out with one of the crew's more urgent jobs.
Words: 500 dialogue only, so practically 2k in actual story.
Warnings: Stupidity.
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the recognizable characters or settings.
A/N: So, this happened. Did you know that a hamster can run up eight miles a night in its little wheel? *whistles*

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